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Sylvester's Diary is a diary written by Sylvester. It explains Sylvester's life, and what he goes through almost everyday. Sylvester and his diary have their own videos. GG is not included. Sylvester wakes up to see the TV playing. It shows large birds that are called 'Penguins'.

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• Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me
• Artist Created These 33 Comics To Show His Cat’s Life In Quarantine
• Brittany Pierce
• Here's What Happened to Legendary YouTuber Talking Kitty Cat
• sylvester talking kitty cat GIFs
• The War Diaries of Alistair Fury
• Recently Added Videos
• YouTube star Steve Cash who was the voice behind Talking Kitty Cat videos commits suicide aged 40
• DR. JERKYL'S HIDE

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Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me

Today is officially the worst day of my lives! My human slave gave out to Random Kitty and Gibbyson But none for me! When I asked him why Of course I ate a whole bag of catnip But that was like forever ago. I watch those two idiots eat catnip fight and gag like morons!

I gathered my own little pile while they weren't looking. But eventually I had no choice but to show them that they were doing it the wrong way. This is MY fucking catnip and you can both just go to hell! Once I'd gotten rid of them I caught my breath. Gathered up what was left of the catnip. Found some paper, rolled it up and dibbed that shit the right way.

It was so nice Then I sat down and stared at the dog. I mean just look at that giant stupid face. It's hard to take it all in you know. I mean, look it it. It's like It's okay. Everything is okay! It'll be okay. I've done catnip before. This is completely normal. Dear Diary, I've gotta go. That was some really strong catnip Oh my god, Random Kitty is shitting a rainbow onto my head right now.

This is not fine. Please, diary. I am not okay! Everything is not okay. I am freaking the fuck out! I find it ironic that my human slave makes fun of us kitty cats for not knowing how to use a litter box When he doesn't even know how to clean it! The dog's been cleaning our litter box everyday for as long as I can remember! Watching her swallow pounds of my fecal matter gives my such joy! Honestly, it's one of the reasons why I eat so much. Gotta do my part, ya know. I gotta I gotta feed that dog.

That's all for now, diary. Until next time! My human slave says I can only have TWO cans of wet food a day. So now he gets to walk around outside and think about what he's done.

And if I don't eat, what's the dog gonna eat? I did it! I am so proud of myself! I mean prying my own tooth of my face was painful, but totally worth it! Once I get the rest of them out. I'll be in wet food heaven while the other kitties chew on dry pieces of sadness from a bag.

I feel so accomplished right now! Like I'm finally doing something with my life! My human slave keeps trying to make me wear a stupid fake tooth. Ever since I got rid of my tooth, I've been ranking in six cans of wet food a day!

I noticed the other day that the kitties weren't getting any wet food but honestly, I don't care about them! It's not like THEY matter. Anyways, I put that stupid fake tooth thing, in a safe place to I don't have to hear about it anymore.

Hopefully, the dog eats it. It's time for me to get my sixth can of wet food, right about NOW! Today sucks! First i got my paw stuck in a chair for like 20 minutes. And then my human slave tried to blame me for getting catnip everywhere which of course I did.

And now a kitten?! I'm officially done giving a damn. I mean just look at it. It's disgusting! It even sucks on it's grandma's nipples. I lost my appetite for wet food and that never happens! I think it it's time to get back in touch with Todd. So the dog almost killed the kitten. How do you almost kill it?! All dogs, are completely useless. If I had the chance to kill her, I'd do it. Every cat in this place is having catnip withdrawals at the same time, and it's terrifiying.

They make us talk about our feelings and tell us that catnip is bad. Cage after cage of kitties locked up because of a plant. Some of them desperately trying to escape! I can't stay here for a week, I'll go insane! But nobody else cares.

I even tried to ask for help But nobody came. Nobody ever came and helped. They don't have any wed food, but the fish fillets are pretty good. I work in something called a drive-thru. Where lazy people can buy food without even getting out of their car. The people are nice, but for some reason they won't let me work at the drive-thru or the counter. I've been stuck in the kitchen. Anyways, I ended up doing the same thing I did at McDonald's.

I snuck into the office, got on to a computer, I found my name and I changed my payrate! Just my added one little zero. Nothing really, and then I submitted it.

It's harmless So my human slave made this hideous outdoor extension to the prison. It's basically a wreckyard. I mean, it has these crazy ramps, holes to climb through, a bunch of staircases, and excercise wheel, and even lights so that way can enjoy prison at night-time. I could totally put a lot of work into this thing, and honestly The worst part is: There's no way out! I'm completely trapped in this thing!

Artist Created These 33 Comics To Show His Cat’s Life In Quarantine

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Brittany Pierce

Brittany Susan Pierce is a fictional character from the Fox musical comedy-drama series Glee. The character is portrayed by actress Heather Morris , and first appeared in the show's second episode, " Showmance ". At that time, the series was looking for a third cheerleader, and Morris landed the role. Morris was upgraded to a series regular in the series' second season , in which Brittany is given a larger storyline, solos and dance routines to perform. Morris plays Brittany as unconventional, often scatterbrained, but also entirely well-meaning and goodhearted. She has said that Brittany "love[s] everybody, no matter who they are"; she is frequently smiling and being nice to people. Brittany's character traits include her finding recipes confusing, mistaking her nipples for pepperoni, thinking her cat, Lord Tubbington, is reading her diary, and not knowing her right hand from her left. These facts are often presented in one-liners delivered by Morris, many of which she has ad-libbed.

Here's What Happened to Legendary YouTuber Talking Kitty Cat

YouTube star Steve Cash 's cause of death has been confirmed a week after his passing. His manner of death was determined as a suicide. Cash, 40, was found dead at his Idaho home by his wife Celia on April 23, according to the coroner's report. He did not leave a suicide note.

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The War Diaries of Alistair Fury

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YouTube star Steve Cash who was the voice behind Talking Kitty Cat videos commits suicide aged 40

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Steve Cash tragically died from a self inflicted gunshot wound on April 16, , effectively ending the Talking Kitty Cat video series. He died four months later, on Thursday, April Sylvester James Pussycat, Sr. Writing: He can write, but it looks like scribbles to anyone but him, shown when Steve finds his diary.

DR. JERKYL'S HIDE

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