Sagely CANNOLI’s Advice to be the BEST farmer EVER! Parody Stardew Valley Tips / Guide! Part 01

I was digging up artifacts in Stardew Valley and somehow unearthed these old and very odd video archives, shockingly enough, though not sure if it is good luck or bad luck but I was able to restore them for viewing, they are ummmm… quite interesting to put it kindly if we are being nice.

CAUTION: I’m absolutely certain without a doubt in my mind these are FAKE and this is not the real and legitimate Old Master Cannoli. I do not, I repeat I DO NOT recommend following most of what he is saying, it is unlikely to improve your Stardew Valley skills, the majority of his points are just confused ramblings or worse more like mad and paranoid ravings! Plus he is clearly using mods, which I have determined to be and made a video on at: https://youtu.be/7jlE0L0MJ60 if you are interested and want to know. Don’t say I didn’t warn you ;) LOL.

P.S. I sincerely apologize if I ruined your good feelings, thoughts and impression of Old Master Cannoli. I truly am a fan of the genuine Old Master Cannoli, please trust me on that :) - sorry, sorry, sorry! :(